[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Friend catches flu and complains about symptom they usually tease you about. No sympathy.”]
My friend likes to tease me about how I’m always so tired. So when she caught the flu and complained about what sounded like exactly the level of fatigue I always feel, I couldn’t really bring myself to feel bad for her on that front.
Pictured: Me when my friends get food poisoning.
What happened to you, Citizens? You used to have integrity.
You used to be whole and now you are a loose collection of unconnected floating limbs and organs and skin.
You look better, actually.
I definitely think this is the best post I have ever made on my (no longer secret) Night Vale roleplay blog
you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
They are accidental comedic genius at its finest
I LOVE POSTS LIKE THESE
I don’t know why, I’ve seen these a bunch of times before but today I almost laughed to death